Hemp Milk?

We were at Trader Joe’s and I was walking towards the cereal. There was a semi frazzled looking man (SFLM) asking one of the store clerks if they had anymore Hemp Milk. I nearly laughed out loud. The clerk informed the guy that they didn’t have any.

SFLM: That’s just too bad man, it’s good stuff, I love it so much better than regular milk, it’s kind of nutty.
ME: But does it have any THC in it? (I just couldn’t hold it in anymore)
SFLM: No but most people seem to think it would.
ME: Ah that’s just too bad, it’d be so much better and REALLY COOL then.
SFLM: Yeah it’d probably be pretty good, though I don’t know if my 2 year old would like it then.
ME: You never know…
SFLM: Yeah, he may actually like it a lot then!
ME: Good luck on your Hemp-milk journey!

HIPPIES!!! What else can they put Hemp in? Does simply adding Hemp make a product, a super product?

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One Response to Hemp Milk?

  1. Donovan says:

    I bought this Hemp shampoo, after I washed my hair it turned to dreadlocks. Fuckin’ Hippies!

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